I'm 60 days clean now. It's been hard showering every day

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

I'm 60 days clean now. It's been hard showering every day, but thankfully I had heroin to help me through it.

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My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.

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I saw 2 guys wearing matching clothing and asked if they

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

I saw 2 guys wearing matching clothing and asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

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The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him. The

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 50 years. Problem solved.

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A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says "How the fuck

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.

A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says "How the fuck did you do that?"

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