If you want to hear a quick comeback try walking away without paying.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, "Now, what do I give them to drink?"

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."