When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.

Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

My boss pulled up to work in his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied: "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.