If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.

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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. - Frank Zappa

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My friend and I often laugh about how competitive we are

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

My friend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

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