I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator? She couldn't find the "10" button.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.