Wife: I look fat. Can you give me a compliment? Husband: You have perfect eyesight.

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Don't be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don't have to live forever, you just have to live.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!