Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

A woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.

What did God say when he made the first black man? Damn, I burnt one.

Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

Some people have lives; some people have music.