Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Why didn't I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future.