I just found out I'm colorblind The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

Being circumcised, I couldn't join a fraternity... Apparently you have to be complete dick.

It isn't what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about it.

The police stops a computer hardware engineer: Your light isnt working. You have to get off your bike. IT guy: I tried that but the light still isnt working.

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait, I'm describing my bed again.