My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

- Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here. - But I never went to college. - Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.

Whenever you read a cancer booklet or website or whatever, they always list depression among the side effects of cancer. But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.