I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

Youll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Whats the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.

I just found out I'm colorblind The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.