I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Whats the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.

I just found out I'm colorblind The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

How do you spell: love?" - Piglet "You don't spell it...you feel it." - Pooh

Love is an untamed force. When we try to control it, it destroys us. When we try to imprison it, it enslaves us. When we try to understand it, it leaves us feeling lost and confused.