Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do.

- Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here. - But I never went to college. - Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.

My boss pulled up to work in his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied: "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."

The police stops a computer hardware engineer: Your light isnt working. You have to get off your bike. IT guy: I tried that but the light still isnt working.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..